Favorite Tom Lane quotes

On Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 7:49 PM, Grzegorz Jaśkiewicz <gryzman@gmail.com> wrote:
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> which reminds me, of my favourite recent quote:
> "Think I'll go fix this while I'm watching the football game ..."

We really need a favorite Tom Lane quotes thread.  Mine is (roughly):

We don't support that, but you're free to try it, you just get to keep
both pieces if it breaks.