Bill,
> If I were writing the thing, it would comment on how I lost weight when I
> switched 8.3 and women began to take an interest in me ...
And how you made $10,000 per week, working in your spare time, and your ...
ahem ... staff got 3" longer? Also how you got a mysterious inheritance from
the Nigerian Prime Minister?
I actually saw a conference CfP which was worded like that. It was a kick.
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Josh Berkus
PostgreSQL @ Sun
San Francisco